There follows a long list of cheesy and/or television commercials featuring NBA players.

Less talk, more cheesy commercials.


1) Tyler Hansbrough




2) Kevin Willis





3) Vince Carter




4) Doug Christie, Alvin Williams and Reggie Slater.




5) Chris Andersen




6) Chauncey B-B-B-B-B-B-Billups.




7) Dikembe Mutombo




8) Dikembe Mutombo again




9) Vince Carter again




10) Bob Lanier




11) David Robinson and Gary Payton




12) Patrick Chewing





13) David Lee




14) Keith Van Horn




15) Shaquille O'Neal, Stu Scott and Mike Breen





16) The Spurs and Knicks teams from what looks like 2000 or 2001





17) Magic Johnson




18) A mute Larry Bird selling Chardon jeans


19) Tyler Hansbrough, again, finding puppies




20) The 1980something Celtics





21) Yet more Larry Bird fail




22) Even more tremendous fail by Larry Bird




23) I haven't finished laughing at Larry Bird yet




24) Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan and Chris Mullin




25) One of many Michael Jordan ones




26) Bill Walton




27) The 1999-2000 Golden State Warriors, advertising......themselves.




28) Larry Johnson, obviously




29) Gheorghe Muresan




30) Kenny Anderson




31) Scottie Pippen




32) Tayshaun Prince



(Is it just me, or does he say "I can do that because I'm a pro; Wallside can do that because they're defective"? Doesn't sound like a glowing endorsement.)


33) Richard Hamilton




34) Ben Gordon making a better effort of it than Rip did




35) Chris Andersen again




36) Darryl Dawkins




37) Jalen Rose and Kenyon Martin




38) Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, and Michael Jordan's shirt




39) More Bob Lanier, mad enough to dunk





40) Greg Oden





41) LeBron James




42) Shaquille O'Neal





43) Julian Wright and Morris Peterson





44) Hedo Turkoglu





45) Predrag Drobnjak (wasn't a real commercial, but we'll run with it)





46) Predrag Drobnjak, again, with a little bit of Jerome James thrown in





47) Predrag Drobnjak, again, again





48) Vladmanovic, from the same vein as the Drobnjak ones





49) Dikembe Mutombo back when he was ever so slightly decipherable




50) Juwan Howard, Scottie Pippen and Grant Hill (who must have demanded to be paid by the word)





51) David Robinson and Tim Duncan




52) Pau Gasol




53) Scottie Pippen (bonus points to anybody who can decipher the first line)




54) Vin Baker






55) Dan Majerle headlines a lot of white guys talking about hustle




56) Michael Jordan.....turning around.





57) Larry Bird and Grant Hill





58) Karl Malone hunting for little American chickens, with a slightly hilarious voiceover artist as his backup





59) Carmelo Anthony





60) Several guys, but mainly let's just laugh at Larry Bird, this time as he raps badly and oscillates irritatingly





61) Christian Laettner and restaurant buggerer Rick Pitino





62) Emeka Okafor





63) More Gheorghe Muresan




64) And more (Muresan ones are not particularly cheesy, but they are fun)




65) Brent Barry





66) Brent Barry, Tim Duncan and Bruce Bowen





67) Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili





68) Brent Barry, Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili again. Yes, we're doing the whole H.E.B range.





69) Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili





70) Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili





71) Tim Duncan





72) Brent Barry, Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili





73) Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili





74) Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker for a change





75) Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker





76) Brent Barry, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili



(No more of those five now, I promise)



77) Brian Butch





78) Latrell Sprewell






79) Grant Hill and Jerome Williams





80) Bob Knight, Mike Shasheffski, Rick Pitino and Roy Williams





81) John Stockton





82) Magic Johnson hitting a note he'll never hit again





83) Rip Hamilton again




84) Audible Chocolate, Jay Bilas





85) Marko Jaric with a good looking woman that is not his own





86) Jared Dudley and Sam Vincent




87) Steve Francis





88) Adam Morrison talking about how he's going to make people cry in the NBA





89) Joakim Noah, Derrick Rose, Tyrus Thomas, Aaron Gray, Kirk Hinrich, Lou Wolding and Stacey King (it's a fake advert, but I'd totally buy this)




90) Dirk Nowitzki throwing a self alley-oop which is in some way supposed to make German kids stop snorting coke





91) Martell Webster





92) Lamar Odom with a very strange cameo in a Fashion TV advert





93) Robert Horry





94) Julius Irving




95) A few commercials based around the allegation that Muggsy Bogues is kind of small, one of which has an inexplicably tenous link to the mighty Hyundai Accent:








96) Wilt Chamberlain advertising the raw throbbing power of the gutsy Volkswagen Rabbit






97) LaMarcus Aldridge




98) Jason Williams





99) Another fake commercial, this time featuring Pat Burke, Steve Nash, James Jones, Alvin Gentry and Leandro Barbosa:




And finally, the most terrible commercial of all time to have ever featured an NBA player.....

100) Scottie Pippen being creepy as all hell.